Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Fourth Reich


At long last, the Suites Around The World party has returned!!!! SATW is one of the only annual parties (non-music oriented) at Pitzer It never even happened last year, which was my first year living in the dorm that hosts it, so I'm super stoked to announce that this thursday night Mead LY230 will be transformed into an alcoholic caricature of Germnay!

Countries to be represented by other suites are Japan, Mount Olympus, USA (The RA's sub free party because America is lame I guess), and Italy.

The plan:

1) Acquire good German beer with the school's money.
2) Acquire something resembling german food (sausages? it's gotta be cheap to keep the money on beer)
3) Ship the freshman off to Harvey Mudd
4) Find some German music. nominees: Kraftwerk, Rammstein (at the least Du hast), 99 red ballons by whoever that was, Generic traditional Oompah-pah (sp?), bad techno...whatever I can get my hands on.
5) Invade Poland
6) Atmosphere. The more seriously we take this party the better it will be. I'm not just talking about music, that had it's own step in the master plan of the fourth reich. I'm talking about decorations, costumese even! it's imperative that we turn this place into a wierd avant-garde discotheque or a bavarian beer hall, or maybe some overlap of those two entirely different scenes.
The bar has been set.


My freshman year, the suite below where I currently live (I think) was Germany for SATW. They ran out of beer kinda quick and had to send someone off to make a run which was kinda lame, but honestly I think it was the best suite that year. Why? they took themselves absolutely seriously. Every member of the suite was dressed in black, spoke with bad but hilarious German accents (meine beer is warm!), they played bad techno all night and danced nothing but awkward-robot...it was a blast.

Their performances made the party.

This year Mead (allegedly) has more money to allocate to the party than it has in the past, and it sounds like there will be less countries than there have been in the past, a formula that equals lots of beer money. I'm looking forward to having an ample supply of good stuff, but I don't want the party to just get dissolved in alcohol. I want to keep the tradition alive. Suites that only use their drinks to represent their country tend to fail at this party: it's all about commitment.

This is my last year, so this is probably going to be the last big party I host in college. I want it to be epic. I want the freshmen this year to remember how awesome this party turned out the way I still remember the seniors who did Germany back when I was a frosh.


Tuesday, March 20, 2007

If you can't take the heat, don't post online

so I spent alot of time deciding just what rant I felt like posting today, and it finally came to me: rating systems. Every now and then after watching a Youtube video I scroll down to see the comments. Pretty often if a user gets flamed, someone or other speaks up for them saying something along the lines of "you know, you didn't have to watch it." Sure, I'm a fan of the whole if-you-don't-have-something-nice-to-say-don't-say-anything-at-all philosophy, but the fact of the matter is that if you post something on Youtube, you are placing your work in a very public forum where it may become highly visible; all work on Youtube is subject to judgement and criticism. This should be fairly obvious, given that there is even a 5-star rating system in place, and posters even have the option to TURN OFF RATINGS ON THEIR POSTS!

One of the things I LOVE about the internet is how it has become a mechanism for self-publishment. I support a slew of musicians who distribute primarily online and are basically self-produced, I have a collection of video-comedy sources I frequent (see below), and I know plenty of people who publish poetry and prose online as well. I like to think that individuals who use the internet as a medium for expression aren't doing it in the hopes of categorically recieving positive feedback. It's one thing to give a paper to a friend and ask them what they think (honestly, if they're a good friend I'd hope they'd be honest...I only mention this because I've noticed livejournal often looks like a support group in the comments/replies section of posts), but if you are going to present your work to an incalculable population of strangers, you ought to expect it will be criticized. And if you are a viewer who appreciates work that is being criticized, you would be doing the artist a service by defending them in a more substantial manner than "if you don't like it, don't watch it."

I remmeber there was this one forum I was a member of that was, well....packed with "new agers" to put it lightly. I'm premed, so I gave them a lot of slack and put up with them for the most part. One day, someone came in talking about 12 stranded DNA. now, anyone who has taken high school chemistry ought to know this is absolutely impossible, and having taken much higher levels of chemistry and biology I can give very articulate reasons why. I decided this was just to tripped out to pass, and decided to correct the misinformation with a rather condemning reply, and was so anoyed with the bad science presented that I gave the poster "-1 karma," the karma system being a means by which posters could be rewarded or punished for their posts.

Apparently, although there was a negative karma button clearly available to me, I was the first person in approximately the 3 year history of this forum to do such an offensive thing. A huge argument broke out, ending with the abolition of the negative karma button, and a new convetion of tossing around karma points for no particular reason to the result that the mroe often you posted the more karma you got, regardless of the quality of the post.

The point of the story is that I feel that many individuals seem to have the impression that unconditional support is necessary for the existence of community and interpersonal relationships. But I mean, given the fact that most material placed online--be it blog post or video--is subject to being viewed by totally strangers, I think people ought to expect a little criticism, and constructive or not be capable of dealing with it.

there are trolls out there who enjoy starting riots. There are jerks out there who will be outright mean even if it's simply not their cup of tea but may be good anyway. And there are even a few people out there who enjoy giving constructive criticism. But if you are going to put something out there for the world to see, you shouldn't expect hugs all around.

I suppose that in context, it's not the posters of the material that are saying "dont like? don't post!" but other viewers. perhaps these are people who have been subject to critism and are trying to protect others, or perhaps they are members of lovey-duvey communities like the one I described who think the whole internet could and should be one big love-fest; maybe they're both. I've never taken psych, i'm jsut a philosopher. Whatever their reasons, these people need to reconcile the fact that although the internet operates and appears as though it were its own realm/dimension/enviornment/world whatever metaphysical term you want to throw out there (and it may well be that), the internet does still exist within the real world, and is inhabited by the same real people you find on the street.

We ought to expect the same kind of criticism online that we would recieve from strangers on the subway, because that is EXACTLY who the audience is. Moreover, due to the degree of anonymity available oinline, we should perhaps expect HARSHER criticism online than in the real world, yet the internet is still flooded with drek. sure, deviantart has tons of incredible art on it, but it also has lots of pedestrian stuff. we've all seen the kind of trash that is the majority of youtube. Most online literature sites are just mechanisms for high school students to say they've been published and have no review process for accepting material.

So why do these support groups form? it's obvious really: the internet is packed with amateurs. that's ok; that's the point. the amateurs support each other and that's fine. it's great when small artistic communities form around which these people can thrive in their self-expression, like groups of mutually subscribed directors on youtube or deviantart-ists who keep up with each others work like bloggers, and of course let's not forget the livejournal communities. but many of these smaller supportive communities exist within more public frameworks, and certainly even the more private ones are still open to being stumbled upon by the occasional kid who just doesn't get it.

so what's the point? if you're going to express yourself through a medium as visible as most websites are, be ready for criticism and keep a stiff upper lip. keep in mind, are you making your work for yourself or for your audience? Do you just like doing what you want to do or do you want to get better at it? considerations like these should determine to what degree criticism effects posters, and under no circumstances should people expect to be necessarily well recieved or liked and similarly if you encounter someones work who is being heavily criticized, you shouldn't feel the need to defend them because it's unlikely to change anything.

If you're going to post online, fine, but expect some bad reviews. If you're going to browse online, fine, but you're not the fucking lorax and these trees can speak for themselves.

this post is more than long enough. as a reward for reading through it (which you probably didn't), here's a collection of what I consider to be some high quality sources of comedic videos online:

Youtube users who produce some solid sketch comedy:
-brookers
-leftofcentercomedy

Online "TV stations" whose series compete monthly for syndication, keeping the quality surprisingly high. you remember that family guy joke where the dud ein the red wig kicks peter in the nuts and then points to a hidden camera and says "you jsut got kicked in the nuts" like it's the name of a TV show? that's from channel101. if you want to participate ina live screening, the sites are LA and NY based respectively
www.channel101.com
www.channel102.net

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

New computer vs. Spring break

Since none of you have ever seen it before, I'll just come out and say it: my computer kinda sucks. It's your typical Dell POS I got freshman year and has lasted me through college, but it's jsut real bent outta shape. Moreover, I just haven't been taking care of my baby. I've never reformatted the harddrive. I've maybe repaired the OS once. I haven't used windows update in a WHILE. I've downloaded mroe than a few corrupted files, which has given my computer a few...let's call them neuroses. At times, in fact pretty often, it takes forever just to load a program or a webpage.

My computer just isn't in the best shape. I've erecently been trimming down the files on my computer in the hopes that more space might help (even though it still refuses to defragment properly), but ultimately I'm going to buy a new computer. In particular, I'm going to MAKE my new computer. This scares me. I know some theoretical stuff about computer structure, I used to know how to program, and I know my way around windows pretty well, but I definitely don't know much about components.

Suffice it to say, I'm going to need to do some reserach. But moreover, I need to save some money. My hope is that building the computer myself will save enough money that I can afford the thing soon, build it before school let's out (I wanna get ahold of my friends' music), and hav a computer powerful enough that I can use it to game with. however, saving up this money is going to be a bit of a sacrifice. Currently, I'm approximately halfway there. I just got a 3rd part time job, which pays significantly more than my other 2, which should put me over realtively quickly. The only problem is that spring break starts this weekend, and I now have 2 jobs I would need to get subs for (the third is on campus). I'm a supervisor at the first job, so it's not the easiest thing in the world to get a sub to begin with, and I just GOT this other job, so I'm definitely not in a position to ask for vacation.

So in case you couldn't read between the lines, I'm not going anywhere for spring break. Really, I only have to actually WORK 4 days over my 2 weeks of vacation, but they're spread out enough that I can't really go too far away. I mean, I'm in southern california already, AND I have a car so I guess I shouldn't really complain, but this is my last semester in college and I was really looking forward to going on some epic trip with my friends. I've stayed on campus for spring break before and immediately regretted it afterwards (cabin fever). My only hope is that I remember to get off campus and have some fun. Maybe road trip it up to the bay area or the grand canyon. Worse case scenario I'll go snowboarding alot (rough life for Dave, right?). I guess I shouldn't mourn my vacation too much, I just sorta feel like this is one of the last vacations i'm going to get. My older friends always tell me how hard it is to make your own time once you're out in the real world, and that's where I'm presumably going to be hanging out from this summer onwards.

This computer had better be worth it.