Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Latest steven spielberg travesty

Crimes against culture commited by Steven spielberg:



1) he "remastered" the star wars movies. once art is produced, leave it alone. Or for fucks sake, at least leave the original available. CG looks like crap next to the scenes with models and miniatures. Artists are never satisfied with their work...

2) he ruined A.I. by conitinuing the movie way after it should have ended. Cheap shot against Kubrick if you ask me: dude was dead and couldn't stop it.

3) he shot the star wars prequels. enough said. at least the third one satisfied what we ahd been waiting for. Too many new characters and politics and cg and general retardation in the first two...in general in fact. and he totally fucked up yoda.







Spielberg has performed yet anotehr sacriledge: to be released in 2008, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will be the latest edition to the indiana jones TRILOGY. guess we can't call it that anymore. I mean, what the fuck is this, rocky? Indiana can't be old. it doesn't make sense. I thought harrison ford new better than to sell his soul like this.



I met spielbergs son max when i was at pitzer (kid goes to pomona). seemed nice enough. too bad his dad is a douche. I kinda pray someone kidnaps the kid and demands spielberg never sit behind an editing computer or within 200 yards of a respected actor as ransom. no offense max, but we have to save society from your dad.

if it HAS to be done, we should at least just let the raiders guys do it:

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